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That's Dave bantering at the start

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It’s recently come to our attention
It’s recently come to our attention
It’s recently come to our attention

And now it’s time to reveal the various contexts or scenarios in which unequivocal evidence exists of your status as a “massive cunt”, as voted for by the readers of Prima magazine

When you’re riding your bike through a red light
When you’re picking your kids up from school
When you’re voicing your opinion on the Syrian refugee crisis
When you’re standing on the left of the escalator

When you’re ordering a granary bap at the bakery
When you’re dropping off your dry cleaning
When you’re thinking of booking your car in for an MOT
When you’re considering talking to a new pension provider

When you’re researching the candidates for the opposition leadership
When you’re putting out your recycling
When you’re complaining to the Local Authority about some fly tipping
When you’re just generally going about your day to day business
When you’re trying to remember how to adjust the air conditioning
When you’re weeing next to me and you get some wee on me
When because of your bad parking I can’t get into an otherwise available parking space
When your wife has been injured in a minor traffic accident and caused congestion
When you forget that eggs come out of chickens, and ducks
When you can’t remember which spelling of “license” is correct for the grammatical context
(sigh)
When you remember you need to put a new battery in the smoke alarm
When you notice that your curtains are not of sufficient density to block out enough light for a restful sleep
When you realise that at the end of the day, all life is meaningless

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from Rich Keeble & The More Accomplished Musicians, released August 16, 2017
Rich Keeble - vocals, guitar, noises
David Johnston - bass
Jon Shortt - drums

Written by Rich Keeble
Produced, Recorded & Mixed by Jon Clayton at One Cat Studios, Brixton, London, UK
Mastered by Kenny MacLeod

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Rich Keeble & The More Accomplished Musicians London, UK

Rich Keeble is an actor most recognisable in the UK as the man sitting on a hippo in the Topcashback adverts, but he’s performed in bands since the early 2000s.
His new band incorporates the ferocious drumming of Jon Shortt and the fret busting bass playing of David Johnston to produce garage rock and punk songs about parking etiquette, stolen office stationary and misjudged genital tattoos.
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