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lyrics

I got a bellend tattoo
Something that reminds me of you
And it's got your face and a little smile and it's all nice
And it'll keep me company when I'm all on my own
Or I've had a bad day, oh it’s lovely

Bellend tattoo
Do you like my bellend tattoo?
Bellend tattoo

You don't seem very impressed
I was hoping this would get you undressed
And it's almost like we're having threesome isn't it
But yeah I realise it's your face going into your own vagina
So it's a bit weird, I didn't think it through - sorry

Bellend tattoo
Don't like my bellend tattoo?
Bellend tattoo

Bellend tattoo?
Bellend tattoo
Bellend tattoo!

credits

from Rich Keeble & The More Accomplished Musicians, released August 16, 2017
Rich Keeble - vocals, guitar
David Johnston - bass
Jon Shortt - drums

Written by Rich Keeble
Produced, Recorded & Mixed by Jon Clayton at One Cat Studios, Brixton, London, UK
Mastered by Kenny MacLeod

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Rich Keeble & The More Accomplished Musicians London, UK

Rich Keeble is an actor most recognisable in the UK as the man sitting on a hippo in the Topcashback adverts, but he’s performed in bands since the early 2000s.
His new band incorporates the ferocious drumming of Jon Shortt and the fret busting bass playing of David Johnston to produce garage rock and punk songs about parking etiquette, stolen office stationary and misjudged genital tattoos.
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