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lyrics

You took my stuff took my stuff took my stuff you motherfucker
So I'm gonna have to fuck you right up
There was an avocado sitting in the fridge that had my name on
That I'd specially earmarked for my lunch
It's the sheer audacity that I just can't understand
It's like you took my baby daughter
Or you've cut off my hand
You took my stuff motherfucker
So I'm gonna have to fuck you right up

You took my stuff took my stuff took my stuff you motherfucker
So I'm gonna have to fuck you right up
There was a yellow highlighter pen
Sitting on my desk about
A couple of inches from my mug
You're just like an animal, you really don’t think
So I’ve started it with yellow and I’ve finished it with pink
And everyone who reads this report will think:
“That’s a bit odd”

I'm gonna think up all the punishments
That I think reasonably fit the crime
And there's a principle at stake
So it doesn't matter if I do time

You took my stuff took my stuff took my stuff you motherfucker
Come on when you gonna give it a rest?
You know I like to go and have a quiet poo about 11
And the left cubicle is the best
I couldn’t believe it when I turned up as usual
You were in there making noises
That were quite inexcusable
And I had to use the one on the right with the wobbly seat

You may think it’s petty
But you clearly don't get me
You'll be praying for a time machine
So you never met me
Take my stuff mother fucker and I'm gonna have to fuck you right up

I'm gonna think up all the punishments
That I think reasonably fit the crime
And there's a principle at stake
So it doesn't matter if I do time – you know? Prison!

You may think it’s petty
But you clearly don't get me
You'll be praying for a time machine
So you never met me
When you find the passive aggressive note that I left on your chair
Yes, thank you!

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from Rich Keeble & The More Accomplished Musicians, released August 16, 2017
Rich Keeble - vocals, guitar
David Johnston - bass
Jon Shortt - drums

Written by Rich Keeble
Produced, Recorded & Mixed by Jon Clayton at One Cat Studios, Brixton, London, UK
Mastered by Kenny MacLeod

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Rich Keeble & The More Accomplished Musicians London, UK

Rich Keeble is an actor most recognisable in the UK as the man sitting on a hippo in the Topcashback adverts, but he’s performed in bands since the early 2000s.
His new band incorporates the ferocious drumming of Jon Shortt and the fret busting bass playing of David Johnston to produce garage rock and punk songs about parking etiquette, stolen office stationary and misjudged genital tattoos.
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